My younger sister Fernie (name changed to irritating childhood nickname to protect the innocent) is one of my favorite people in the world. She is also my biggest fan, which is part of her job as my sister. I send her work-in-progress constantly, harass her unmercifully until she reads it, dissect her comments ("So, exactly what parts of that sex scene did you like?"), and pummel her with challenging questions ("Do you think they could do it on a spiral staircase?" "If a horse is watching them, do you think it counts as voyeurism?")
As a small tribute to my sister, I'd like to share a couple of one-liners that make me howl with laughter and keep me from taking myself too seriously:
Me: "So, do you think the hero is hot enough?"
Fernie, thinking carefully: "Well, I wouldn't kick him out of bed."
"I like the new stuff. I even forget it's you writing it cause it's that good."
"Look! Another comment! Someone besides me and mom bought it!"
So, thanks Fernie. I'm dedicating the next one to you.
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6 hours ago
The response I made to the "horse as possible voyeur" was as follows,"a horse, no. A cat, yes! Horses do much worse when alone and therefore never judge. Cats judge and remember..."
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